© 2008, by The Conservative Muse
When choosing our president, people desire
To find nominees with a belly of fire,
especially now, in a world so exposed
To radical Islam fanatics opposed
To anything worldwide that doesn’t conform
To what they consider the Muslim-ized norm.
We ask for a leader who’ll grab world attention
with strength and persona of mythic dimension:
These times ask for heroes as large as Paul Bunyan!
Instead we get Hillary, peeling an onion…..
You’re thinking we’re nuts, that we’re totally crazy –
As mad as Joe Pesci in films by Scorsese –
But give us our due, ‘cause we’re pointing out why
There surfaced the hint of a tear in Hill’s eye
When facing the fact, in a moment’s reflection,
That rivals might win the New Hampshire election
And then – golly gee – she’d have less of a chance
Her leftist agenda to push and advance.
(It’s a moment that Oprah would normally savor,
except it’s Obama she’s chosen to favor.)
As source of her weeping – and both are unkind.
The first is: she’s just an emotional sort
Who’s brought to the edge by a lack of support.
If facing this interview moves her to tears,
Imagine results when Bin Laden appears
With actual threats to her person and nation -
There’s not enough tissue to stanch the hydration!
Of faking emotion to lead us astray
To make us all think they have genuine feelings –
just part of their regular wheelings and dealings.
In either event, it’s an ugly description
Of someone desiring to write a prescription
To cure all our ills and to get some things changed;
To back such a person one must be deranged!
We offer an onion, whose fumes will supply
Alternative grounds that made Hillary cry,
And keep presidential ambitions on “High”.
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Why aren’t there more people like you in this world? You’re crazy man.
This guy’s a genius!