The Conservative Muse

© 2009 by The Conservative Muse

We’ll have to give goofy Joe Biden his due

For predicting that after Obama’s debut

Some nut would create a most dire provocation

To test The One’s foreign affairs inclination.

His response is no longer maintained in suspense:

Obama’s invoking the Aflac defense!

As anyone watching a TV would know

The firm known as “Aflac” pays millions to show

commercials that feature a white-feathered fowl

That quacks so annoyingly spectators howl

To change the darned channel or lower the sound –

But these ads and Barack are essentially bound….

‘Cause meantime nuke weapons are flourishing widely –

As Barack makes like Nero and fiddles so idly.

Those talks that were planned for disarming Iran?

They’re not very likely since Mullahs began

To beat those protesting against the election,

And The One has, at last, backed the failed insurrection.

Now insane Kim Jong Il’s pointing weapon-tipped rockets

to blackmail the West and to line his own pockets

while spreading his nuclear caches abroad,

where Middle East terrorists loudly applaud

Barack’s taking Israel firmly to task –

It’s exactly what groups like Hamas would’ve asked!

“Now Muse,” you might think, “this is quite a big stretch —

This Aflac-Obama link — just to kvetch!”

But hear what we say, and you’ll see what we mean:

Barack’s foreign policy-making machine

Is committed to “talking” and, therefore, inaction;

(To these nuclear renegades’ great satisfaction!)

Now the mascot for Aflac gets into the action,

‘cause “Duck!” is Barack’s sole remaining reaction!