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		<title>&#8220;Dear Landlord&#8221; &#8211; An Open Letter to Big Government</title>
		<link>http://theconservativemuse.blogivists.com/2009/11/15/dear-landlord-an-open-letter-to-big-government/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:50:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theconservativemuse</dc:creator>
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		<title>Now Playing: Obama&#8217;s Circus of Horrors!</title>
		<link>http://theconservativemuse.blogivists.com/2009/11/06/now-playing-obamas-circus-of-horrors/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theconservativemuse</dc:creator>
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		<title>&#8220;Barack Gets Bad News; Kills Messenger&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://theconservativemuse.blogivists.com/2009/11/03/barack-gets-bad-news-kills-messenger/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theconservativemuse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Attack on Free Speech]]></category>
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		<title>Move Over, Saul Alinsky: Barack Has a New Hero!</title>
		<link>http://theconservativemuse.blogivists.com/2009/10/26/move-over-saul-alinsky-barack-has-a-new-hero/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 18:25:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theconservativemuse</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Afghanistan]]></category>
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		<title>The Muse Makes a Plea: &#8220;Anita, Spare Us!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://theconservativemuse.blogivists.com/2009/10/19/the-muse-makes-a-plea-anita-spare-us/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 02:38:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>News Flash: The Muse Wins Nobel Peace Prize!</title>
		<link>http://theconservativemuse.blogivists.com/2009/10/11/news-flash-the-muse-wins-nobel-peace-prize/</link>
		<comments>http://theconservativemuse.blogivists.com/2009/10/11/news-flash-the-muse-wins-nobel-peace-prize/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 22:16:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theconservativemuse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Our Great Leader Obama]]></category>
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		<title>&#8220;Obama at the (Olympics) Bat!&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://theconservativemuse.blogivists.com/2009/10/08/obama-at-the-olympics-bat/</link>
		<comments>http://theconservativemuse.blogivists.com/2009/10/08/obama-at-the-olympics-bat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 19:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>theconservativemuse</dc:creator>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Tom Friedman, Maureen Dowd, and Jimmy Carter</title>
		<link>http://theconservativemuse.blogivists.com/2009/10/07/an-open-letter-to-tom-friedman-maureen-dowd-and-jimmy-carter/</link>
		<comments>http://theconservativemuse.blogivists.com/2009/10/07/an-open-letter-to-tom-friedman-maureen-dowd-and-jimmy-carter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[big government]]></category>
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		<title>Vive la France &#8230; and other Socialist States!</title>
		<link>http://theconservativemuse.blogivists.com/2009/09/26/vive-la-france-and-other-socialist-states/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 22:06:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Obama Racism Produces Unwanted Boomer Flashback!</title>
		<link>http://theconservativemuse.blogivists.com/2009/08/31/obama-racism-produces-unwanted-boomer-flashback-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:23:31 +0000</pubDate>
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