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© 2009, by The Conservative Muse

 

 A mouse in a wheel

platform small as a skateboard

Barack’s ideal car

Flatulent sheep honk

Greenhouse gas permeates air

Tax those selfish beasts!

Brain made of jello

No traces of memory

Nancy still Speaker

 

Biden court jester

King Barack kept in stitches

More fun than Palin!

 

Credit card maxed out

Hi-def Cable bill unpaid

Barack will save me

open close open

Obama treating Gitmo

Like local “Quik Trip”

Alarm bells from Gore

Imminent earth disaster

He’ll sell salvation!

 

Wild iran mullahs

Nukes to threaten entire world

Let’s sit down and chat!

 

Catholic Barack

On big European stage

Says “Mea culpa”

 

Kim Jong Il tests bomb

Obama really angry

Holds breath ‘til turns blue

 

Wealth as finite pie

The “rich” have too big a slice

Tax those selfish beasts!

 

Big Hollywood libs

Feel qualified to speak up

Think films are real

© 2008, by The Conservative Muse

 

 

‘Tis the day after Christmas, the Muse is depressed

By big government programs we’re asked to digest.

Through the fog of despair this bright light he’ll dare shine:

Here’s Five Bold Predictions for Two-Thousand-Nine!

 

1.  This winter shapes up to be cold beyond reason;

     Even polar bears plan to head south for the season.

     At highest of rates Arctic ice will be forming;

     Al Gore will say, “See – all this proves global warming.”

 

2.  The Clintons are likely in States of Denial;

     Surviving Hill’s loss is one heckuva trial.

     As surely as Bubba’s no Arkansas resident,

     His wife will refer to herself as “The President.”

 

3.  Chris Mathews feels “tingles” when hearing The One;

     Harry Reid smells foul tourists he’d much rather shun.

     They’ll both share a room in a hospital dorm

     To restore sensitivities back to the norm.

 

4.  She’s been lewdly roughed up by voracious abusers;

     Her fortune’s been stolen by Democrat schmoozers.

     To regain her good name, set her life back on track,

     Fannie Mae will be forced to betroth Freddie Mac.

 

5.  All sporting events will end up in a tie;

     All kids will get grades that are equally high;

     The sick will get well while the hardy lose health;

     It’s Obama’s big plan for the spreading of wealth!

 

 

Disclaimer:

 

The Muse is no prophet; don’t bet on this stuff.

It’s writ for amusement in times that are rough.

For risk-taking types who get thrills when it’s tough,

Electing Obama is dicey enough!