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© 2009 by The Conservative Muse

 

We’ll have to give goofy Joe Biden his due

For predicting that after Obama’s debut

Some nut would create a most dire provocation

To test The One’s foreign affairs inclination.

His response is no longer maintained in suspense:

Obama’s invoking the Aflac defense!

 

As anyone watching a TV would know

The firm known as “Aflac” pays millions to show

commercials that feature a white-feathered fowl

That quacks so annoyingly spectators howl

To change the darned channel or lower the sound –

But these ads and Barack are essentially bound….

 

‘Cause meantime nuke weapons are flourishing widely –

As Barack makes like Nero and fiddles so idly.

Those talks that were planned for disarming Iran?

They’re not very likely since Mullahs began

To beat those protesting against the election,

And The One has, at last, backed the failed insurrection.

 

Now insane Kim Jong Il’s pointing weapon-tipped rockets

to blackmail the West and to line his own pockets

while spreading his nuclear caches abroad,

where Middle East terrorists loudly applaud

Barack’s taking Israel firmly to task –

It’s exactly what groups like Hamas would’ve asked!

 

“Now Muse,” you might think, “this is quite a big stretch —

This Aflac-Obama link — just to kvetch!”

But hear what we say, and you’ll see what we mean:

Barack’s foreign policy-making machine

Is committed to “talking” and, therefore, inaction;

(To these nuclear renegades’ great satisfaction!)

Now the mascot for Aflac gets into the action,

‘cause “Duck!” is Barack’s sole remaining reaction!

 

© 2009, by The Conservative Muse

 

The stock market’s tanking, no bottom’s in sight;

The flow of red ink is a source of huge fright;

Unemployment is reaching a dizzying height

While the country sinks deep in recessionist plight.

We need leaders who focus on what lies ahead,

And the Dems pick a fight with Rush Limbaugh instead!

 

The Treasury folks have no whiff of a plan

Though promising one since the crisis began,

While Congress is mandating billions per man

In “stimulus” spending as only they can.

Yet the Dems are quite forceful in one thing they seek:

To stifle the evil Rush Limbaugh’s critique.

 

There are captains of industry wishing to share

Their fear of the things that Obama would dare.

Warren Buffet and raspy Jack Welch are aware

That their votes for Barack were perhaps made in error.

Andy Grove, Barton Biggs, and Jim Cramer are critical,

And the Dems bash Rush Limbaugh for reasons political.

 

They’re trying to paint with a massive broad brush

Republican pols to equate them with Rush

Whose rate of approval has melted to slush.

They’re hoping this tactic will serve them to crush

Politicians opposing this bill’s obligations

That threaten our capitalistic foundations.

 

As if they’ve got nothing to do with their time,

The DNC’s mounting a billboard to chime

Along with commercials they’re making to slime

“Maha Rushie,” who boldly committed the crime

Of daring to speak ‘gainst the plans of The One,

Whose thinness of skin appears second to none.

 

The libs are big backers of freedom of speech;

Its value is something they poignantly preach.

We wonder what lessons they’re trying to teach

While expending so much in attempts to impeach

A radio talk jock expressing dissent….

Lord knows that George Bush had good reason to vent

When Hollywood dissed him one thousand percent!

That “speech” was unblocked, now this message is sent:

Don’t mess with Barack, he’s of godly descent!

© 2008, by The Conservative Muse

 

It’s almost enough to bring tears to your eyes,

America’s stature increasing in size

amongst the world’s nations because of The One

whose election foretells a new policy spun

from goodness and warmth and that fuzzy good feeling

that misty-eyed libs find so doggone appealing.

 

Like first lady Michelle, we can say that we’re proud

for once in our lives, so let’s shout it out loud:

“We admit we’ve done wrong, but now things are just great;

We elected a black man as Head of the State!

There’re seeds for big change that we’re hoping to sow!

(We’re high on that ‘Hope’ and that ‘Change’ thing, you know…)”

 

But meantime, far back in the world of reality,

Our fiscal well-being shows signs of mortality –

Seems Wall Street’s ignoring the globalized blizzard

of euphoric conditions cooked up by that wizard

who ran a campaign based on punishing wealth,

with high taxes to hurt our economy’s health.

 

Will he govern as far to the left as he ran?

Is redistribution a part of the plan?

Will wacky Joe Biden make good on his oath

To buy toasters for folks who missed out on our growth?

Such policies tell us what’s looming ahead:

There’ll be little, if any, more wealth to be spread!

 

We hope this is true: Barack’s playing the game

Employed by that Wizard of Hollywood fame.

Like Oz, his persona’s a frightful illusion,

While an actual centrist awaits, in seclusion,

his time to step forward and end the confusion…

 

Nah…we’re simply indulging a soothing delusion!

 

There’s something the Muse has a need to admit,

a confession of sorts that he’d herewith submit.

He’s not a big fan of Obama, for sure,

nor happy for socialist plans we’ll endure.

You’ll think that the Muse is just babbling insanely,

But Barack’s worked a miracle, putting it plainly.

 

It’s not that he won the election, Lord knows;

The deck was well-stacked ‘gainst McCain by his foes

At effectively all of the media’s stations

Who hid Barack’s past through unjust calculations:

Bill Ayers, Khalidi, and Fannie Mae’s woes

Were deemed less important than Palin’s new clothes.

 

And Al Qaeda’s still active, Iran’s getting nukes;

The world is still run by that gaggle of kooks

Who were only too happy to give their endorsement

To The One who’s unlikely to give much enforcement

To battling terrorist groups and their minions;

He’d rather sit down and discuss their opinions.

 

And we don’t give Him credit for causing the weather

In London when Parliament gathered together

To “stop” global warming by passing tough laws,

A coincidence sure to draw loudest guffaws

Since it snowed for the first time in seventy years –

Who’da thought CO2 could’ve frozen their rears!

 

No – the planet’s not healed and the world hasn’t changed,

The universe still hasn’t been rearranged, 

but let’s be assured we’re not misunderstood:

Barack should be praised – yes, he honestly should – 

for doing what nobody else ever could:

 

He truly made Hillary Clinton look good!